Mama Sings

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Dear Santa.....

Frankie has been learning a lot of Christmas songs in pre-school in preparation for their Christmas program.  We’ve been having a lot of arguments discussions about them including the fact that there are many different versions of the 12 Days of Christmas and they do not all include kitty cats and puppy dogs.  Here is an example:

Mama: Joy to the world ……and heaven and nature sing..
Frankie: No Mama. It’s heaven and nature SEE.
Mama: No Honey, They are sinGing because of Jesus’ Birthday
Frankie: (shrieking) NO! IT’S HEAVEN AND NATURE SEE!

This one occurred on the way to school so we had Miss Billie moderate when we got there.

The picture is her letter to Santa which she dictated to me and then decorated herself. Fortunately Santa had not committed to what he was thinking of getting her (which was princess related and she asked for a month ago) and was able to substitute (at a significant savings!) the asked for animals.

I had to post this because I love the picture.  Hope you’re having a fabulous snow day! We’re getting our white Christmas!

Mama Was Sleeping

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3 AM — Everyone is sleeping in the big bed.

Frankie: Mooommmee
Mama: What Honey?
Frankie: I was sleeping and nobody said Merry Christmas to me!
Mama: Well, everyone else was sleeping too.
pause
Frankie: Mama, say Merry Christmas
Mama: Merry Christmas, Frankie
Frankie: Merry Christmas too, Mama (gives Mama a hug)

(I should clarify: Papa was NOT sleeping in the big bed. And unfortunately this pleasant interlude was followed shortly after by “Moomeee, I’m all wet!” Somehow the pull-up she must wear when sleeping in the big bed failed the night after Mama changed the sheets. Oh well, Merry Christmas Everyone!)

Mama Laughs (Frankie Quotes)

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Because you know a tutu is the appropriate attire for tree decorating....
Because you know a tutu is the appropriate attire for tree decorating….

Mama: No! Five minute time out! Get to your room!

Frankie: (muttering under her breath as she walks away) Good, that’s not very long

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Mama: Please don’t take the ornaments off the tree.
Frankie: But mama, I’m making a bowl of presents.
Mama: Well, make it out of something else. (starts putting the ornaments back on the tree)
Frankie: Damage
Mama: What?
Frankie: Damage, Mama
Mama: Damage?
Frankie: Yes, Damage
Mama: What does that mean?
Frankie: It means really mad and frustrated.
Mama: It does?
Frankie: Yes, Mama I am really damage at you
Happy Holiday Season from the potty mouth mama……