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Misc. Mama Musings — Happy Easter
Categories: Parenting

Dear Easter Bunny,  I know you were probably freezing your tail off since it was only 17 degrees, but next year can you please remember to take your garbage with you so I don’t have to think on my feet so early in the morning?  Thanks for hiding the eggs inside by the way. 

Also, could you please turn back time?  Because you know that tiny little baby we brought home from the hospital last week?  Well, today we bought her a bicycle.  Something that  big girls ride.  How did we get here so fast?  She never really took to the tricycle, but she rode her bike around the block many, many times this afternoon (as the blisters on the back of my heels from my new shoes can attest).   Also, she picks up words like pedestrians way too fast.  We did have to have a talk with Daddy since he taught her the word vagina, because he didn’t like any of the options Mama came up with.  Which was ok until she tipped over on her bike and started crying and howling “I hurt my vagina!”  much louder than Mama was comfortable with.   So we had a talk about how that word makes some people nervous so she decided she would just whisper it in Mama’s ear.  She loves to whisper things lately. 

Well, I guess that’s all for now.  Oh, could you please tell the tooth fairy to ignore Frankie’s wish for a new tooth?  I don’t think we are ready for that yet. 

Love, Mama

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Update:  Monday morning snow is dashing the dreams of our young cyclist!

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