Mama Reads
The Conspiracy
Categories: Parenting
Mama lies down with her daughter for naptime.
Mama wakes up and moves to her own comfy bed for a much needed nap since she has been up since 3:30 a.m.
Daughter calls for mama. Fortunately, it is a false alarm.
Mama dozes off.
Cats start fighting and hissing.
Mama dozes off.
Grandpa gets up from his own 4 hour nap to walk across the wood floor in his cowboy boots
Mama dozes off.
Grandpa picks 2 pieces of junk mail from the mountains on his desk and runs them through the paper shredder.
Mama dozes off.
The cats start fighting and hissing.
Mama tries to doze off, gives up and proceeds to complain about it on the internet.

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